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Mailbox for Nasubi
@ House #1469
Parents: Isao Kondo (

gorillatama), Kotaro Katsura (

bombdemon)
Household Pet(s): Grown male lion named Guenevere
☑ Letters
☑ Action
☑ Phone calls
☐ Voice message [Nasubi may not answer electronic messages due to inability to work with electronics all the time]
☐ Text [As above]
☐ Email [Same]
☐ Video calls [Yeah]

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[NASUBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are your fathers son (Kondo's)]

In the really pesky tight and tough to reach places. [he breaks off with a chuckle, a gross one]

Atta boy! Thanks a lot, kiddo, good doing business with you. I'd like to buy a box of doughnuts off of you too.

[ah yes bullshit magic transaction, credit cards that are definitely not fake and replaced with cardboard thanks Zura, get!!]

[Nasubi always liked breasts on women, they always contained hopes and dreams.]

No problem. So what do these profits go to anyways?

[If it's not going anywhere, Nasubi would like to use these profits to buy more art supplies.]

Hopefully where our imaginary tax dollars go to....[a strip club with terminator dancers, maybe] So the schools! Probably. Or construction work. Maybe a sports stadium.

Oh, it's going to be a donation for a good cause then? Maybe I should think about trying this selling stuff thing...

[He probably will end up not doing it, knowing how he rarely talks to other people.]

Exactly! A good cause and good karma points you'll build up in exchange for a new level or a new power. Possibly lasers.

[son]

Lasers? I think I'd want super strength so I can swing a heavy metal club around.

[he's so bad at talking to strangers :'|]

A heavy metal club.....you mean play baseball? You don't need super strength for that, y'know. Just a little training. Super strength is really cool, though. It'd help.

[but practice makes perfect!!]

No no, one of the humongous clubs with spikes on them that ogres have! My boss had one while I was still in Hell and it was always so cool when he would swing it around like it's nothing!

Oooooh, those! Those are pretty useful, mhm. But your boss sounds like a real badass...like a main character.

I wonder... He probably would have been the main bad guy to humans. But I guess so! He's very fun to be with. Got to learn lots of things about Hell from him!

Which would make him lovable to women, probably. Damn>/i>. Learn stuff? Like what?

[a little worried to ask, but mostly curious and also taking an interest in your child's interests is really important]

Yeah, I guess so! He has a deep voice that probably swoons the ladies!

[Hm, how to put it... They had lots of different talks before he ended up here, so it's hard for Nasubi to summarize it.]

Well... lots of things? Mostly about Hell-related things, but we would also talk about trivia stuff like an ogre's underwear.

Yeah? Those types always have the ladies hanging off them like fruit on the vine. Some day you, too, might get that far.

[with The Panty Dropping Voice. papa will teach you, son]

What about an ogre's underwear? Are they as dirty as the legends say?

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Well I don't really mind whichever it rolls...

[It's nice seeing large boobies though.]

Dirty? They're not dirty at all. The undie talk was when I asked why folktales show ogres wearing tiger skin as undies when we don't actually do that.

As long as they eventually roll and jiggle your way.

[huge boobies are key]

[tilts his head]

Tiger skin? I guess it'd feel nice on the ass...maybe it's to make them look cool? What do they actually wear...

What ogres actually wear? Well, something like what I wear normally! Japanese traditional clothes.

Fundoshi? Boxer briefs? They really are just like us at the core of things, where it's really important. That's good to know. [for some reason]

Hmm, well those depend on the person I suppose. Fundoshi might be for the manliest of the manliest but that's too over the top for me.

[Totally a boxer brief type for Nasubi.]

It's not for everyone, my son. Don't worry.

[patpat] Sometimes, even the manliest of the manliest chafe. It's good to be comfortable.

How about you? What's your preference?

[Cuz you know, it's only natural to ask the other party while on the topic.]

To be honest, I like to branch out a lot. I'm always looking to the horizon for comfort and sexiness, not to mention ball room. When all else fails, commando will do.

[he's so proud of his worldy knowledge of...underwear] How about you? Tighties? Boxers? The tighties really keep things in there, don't let the other kids tell you otherwise, it'll save your swimmers.

Boxers are pretty comfortable for me.

[But going commando tho.....]

I dunno about going commando though. That's too much freedom and also if accidents happen that's kinda embarrassing.

The ball room is where it's at~

If you have accidents it's a little easier to blame someone else though because it's very freeing and lose. Not that I know this from personal experience but just, somebody once told me--

[the world is gonna roll him]

I think there's a hell for someone who disrupts public peace like that.

WHAT?! REALLY? N-nononono, but it's really not that bad, I mean it could be worse! It's just a little natural compost to the world, it helps Mother Earth!

[SWEATS]

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